*Can you tell that I'm actually writing this while listening to Red Carpet Oscar interviews? I'm really full of it.
Mette + MET
Here Mette and I flank Smitha, all bundled up, ready for some Beer Pong action.
White-eyed Missy takes a break from random urination to pose for a pic with friends Natty and Mia.
Weir and Nicole observe Beer Pong from the sidelines.
The members of the two houses came together for the love of the game, participating in an organized Beer Pong competition, complete with brackets and (most importantly) a follow-up Losers' Brigade competition. Here we see Team Camitha (pronounced "come hither") - Cammy and Smitha.
Amanda and Mette, not to be encumbered by unnecessary layers, immediately stripped down to the bare essentials - a move that served them very well, as they advanced impressively far in the tournament. Tourney, as I like to say. Here we see Amanda "bringing it," much to the delight of Joel. Or perhaps Joel is laughing at something else.
At this point, the tension began to rise between Alex and Greg, as both knew that only one man's girlfriend would advance to the next round - would their friendship survive?
Oblivious to the palpable tension between Alex and Greg, Amanda and Mette prepare to destroy the competition.
Smitha downs another Solo while Stacy clutches a Poland Spring midgee in terror of the knowledge that her own Beer Pong reputation would soon be on the block.
Regardless of Camitha's efforts, Mettanda emerged victorious.
Mette wants to dip her BALLS in it.
Bubbe and Golinko next took the stage, ready to demolish the competition.

